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all shut up just admit it you ran out of options!

but the lucanus capreolus would call its buddy the Alex and he would step on the hercules!

but the hercules would call Andrew and he would get his gun and kill Alex

but lucanus capreolus would reflect the bullet with its hard exoskeleton!

well i'll use a 50 cal with an explosive shell to

peirce the exoskeleton and still have enough to kill Alex!

well I would be holding a bow and arrow so if you shoot me, me dying would mean the arrow would be released and hit you!!!

well that ends that the only thing left alive is STRATEGUS ALOEUS

but then the lucanus capreolus's wife comes and lays eggs in the log and the log is full of steroids that make them grow, fast, huge, and thirsty for strategus aloeus blood!

but the females strategus aloeus came and laid eggs that were contaminated and made the thersty for lucanus capreolus larva and adults

but the steroids would make the strategus aloeus cannabals!

BUT SINE THE CONTAMINATED INVATED THE LARVA AND ADULTS MAKEING THEM KILL EACH OTHER FOR GOOD AND LOOKING FOR MORE!

ah but you have miscalculated the intellegence of the lucanus capreolus wife, who previously raised an army of super lucanus capreolus nazis to eat all the strategus aloeus!!!

which nazis aren easily beatin and eatin bye the American STRATEGUS ALOEUS! ARMY i'll beat and shoot down the lufftwaffe of the lucanus capreolus with the American P 51D MUSTANGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then the lucanus capreolus would build a time machine and go foreward in time so far that american society has fallen apart because of its dependence on money and technology that it would take over the army in its weakened state!

well use are nukes and drop them on the lucanus home land making them extinct!

then Creobroter gemmatus would come along and use a time machine and go back in time to gather Lucanus capreolus DNA for emergency cloning!!!

then STRATEGUS ALOEUS make a time machine and clone more STRATEGUS ALOEUS and clone more nukes to destroy your army!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then Creobroter gemmatus would irradate the DNA of all strategus aloeus and hercules beetles!!!!

how if they are already all dead?

the Creobroter gemmatus would have body alarms that alerted their allies the gongylus gongylodes who would carry on the deed and give creobroter gemmatus the credit, then go back in time and collect emergency DNA of EVERYTHING BUT STRATEGUS ALOEUS!!!