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I'm sure I'm not the only one to receive this little gem, but if you haven't maybe it will make you laugh too. My first question is of course, 'female what'? Is it possible that a praying mantis might have Internets now? My name is Amanda.I am a female I was impressed when i saw your profile on beetleforum.net, and I will like to established a long lasting relationship with you. In addition,i will like you to reply me through my private email box (XXXXXXXXXXXXX) So i can give you my picture, for you to know whom i am and I believe we can move from here! waiting to hear from you soonest. (Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)

Apparently this is Nicrophorus sayi and not strictly a desert beetle: http://bugguide.net/node/view/51096

This one flew into my friend around sunset and fell to the ground, giving me a chance to get my camera out. Thoughts?